Well in a fairly recent GRIND-HOUSE film called Planet Terror there was a fake preview of a movie called MACHETE. it was about a mexican immigrant landscaper who is hired to kill the president. Here is the TRAILERon you tube. It is fucking hilarious!

Well, if you enjoyed that then you should be glad to know that it is ACTUALLY coming out April, 16 2010!!!!!!! With the same guy playing Machete. It has Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, and Robert DeNiro in it. It is gonna be awesome!!!!!!!!

PS: If you are reading this then you have LOST THE GAME!!!!